I am an under educated male from the Pacific Northwest. I can turn a massage table into three orgasms. I am not full of myself for I can hardly contain myself. I say things that sometimes might not make any sense until years later when you think about me and suddenly realize that it all made sense. I may not be liked by everyone, but I am liked by myself, and really, that's all anyone can hope for. Unless you're Hugh Hefner, then just liking yourself is kind of sad.

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