footlesspuppy

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  • Real Name: Daniel Hager
  • Location: Minnesota
  • Member Since: April 13th, 2008
  • Last Seen: January 29th, 2011 11:42 pm
  • Personal tag line: There is no shame in being a lazy fuck. Actually there is, but it's easier.
  • Message board posts: 4

About footlesspuppy

One time when I was a kid, a friend and I knocked a baby bird out of a tree with a foam football. We then tried to put it back in its nest using a rake because we didn't want to get our scent on it. But instead we got its neck caught in a forked tree branch. Not knowing what to do, we let it dangle there. It died. Oops. Afterwards We buried it in my back yard. Sometime's I make mistakes.

Also, I like french toast.

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