feralboy12

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  • Real Name: Ken
  • Location: That really tall grass in the back corner of the yard
  • Member Since: August 8th, 2008 08:19 am
  • Last Seen: June 11th, 2014 12:02 pm
  • Personal tag line: That's right. I'm still out here. Forgot about me, didn't you?
  • Message board posts: 37

About feralboy12

I am the Ken doll you left outside in 1983. I have been living on cat food and squirrels, coming out mostly at night, unable to wash or even change my clothes because they are permanently sewn on. I ask you, would a merciful God allow this?
I just wish I could wipe this stupid grin off my idiot face.
You can read my blog and maybe leave some food out for me at
http://killedbyfish.blogspot.com/

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