feralboy12

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  • Real Name: Ken
  • Location: That really tall grass in the back corner of the yard
  • Member Since: August 8th, 2008
  • Last Seen: January 31st, 2012 11:28 am
  • Personal tag line: That's right. I'm still out here. Forgot about me, didn't you?
  • Message board posts: 36

About feralboy12

I am the Ken doll you left outside in 1983. I have been living on cat food and squirrels, coming out mostly at night, unable to wash or even change my clothes because they are permanently sewn on. I ask you, would a merciful God allow this?
I just wish I could wipe this stupid grin off my idiot face.
You can read my blog and maybe leave some food out for me at
http://killedbyfish.blogspot.com/

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  1. US Presidents
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  2. Barbie
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  3. Elvis Presley
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  4. Baseball
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  5. Michael Vick
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  6. 80's Rock
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  7. Web Translators
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  8. Richard Nixon
    By: feralboy12 | | 9,863 views
  9. UFO Hot Spots
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  10. Elvis
    By: feralboy12 | | 1,946 views
  11. Intelligent Design
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  12. L.S.D.
    By: feralboy12 | | 2,306 views
  13. Lance Armstrong
    By: feralboy12 | | 714 views
  14. Blair Witch Project
    By: feralboy12 | | 1,571 views
  15. How Horoscopes Are Created [CHART]
    By: feralboy12 | | 184,403 views
  16. Metrodome
    By: feralboy12 | | 369 views
  17. Super Bowl XLV
    By: feralboy12 | | 759 views
  18. Ken Dolls
    By: feralboy12 | | 658 views
  19. The Supernatural
    By: feralboy12 | | 780 views

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