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Upper Serbia. It's damn cold!

Real Name:

Jordan

Member Since:

July 03, 2009

About Me

I was born in a bear cave in Reykjavik, Iceland. After a week, I trekked on foot to the Citgo across the street where I met my future dad, Skinny Legs Mcgee. He took me in as his mutant bear creature until I was 18, when I left to seek the mythical Highlander, who I heard was living in Serbia, in which I reside today. I currently am in employ at the Klevnad gnome shop, working as a gnome nose shiner. I aspire to soon become head gnome shiner in all of Upper Serbia. My girlfriend is Shrivna Brehznov, who is ranked at #4 for best unibrow in Serbia. We have 2 children, Slobadon and Wrenchov, who both have horrific facial deformities, including my bear nose, and Shrivna's pig forehead. We both aspire to become the family with the most beautiful children. So far, we are 2nd only to the Blerchev's who have a frog baby and a squid son.