eu_sunt_acela

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  • Real Name: Alex
  • Location: I don't know, godddamnit! Who are these people?
  • Member Since: June 9th, 2008 02:58 am
  • Last Seen: October 16th, 2008 06:04 am
  • Personal tag line: The greatest person to ever walk the earth is not me, but I look just like him.
  • Message board posts: 0

About eu_sunt_acela

I'm just good, you know? I'm that person that offers you stuff, gives you advices, listens to your problems and tries to make it all better- of course, provided it gets me laid.

I love rain.

I'm just having unimportant relationships with trees, dead chipmunks and almost every creature that wouldn't reject my sexual advances. Oh, and women.

Also, I'm stylish.

I washed my teeth last week.

I'm not gay.

You'd probably like me.

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