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  • Real Name: Eric Gross
  • Location: Jersey
  • Member Since: January 31st, 2010 01:49 pm
  • Last Seen: June 8th, 2016 07:24 am
  • Personal tag line: I've got gum in my brain, I'm a broken record.
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About ericgross

As a government sanctioned spy, I single handedly (I have only one hand) dismantled the axis of evil. I was also the first man to jizz on the moon (with one hand). While you may think the stock photo is a poor representation of my true exterior beauty, you'd be a fool to trust yourself or your puny human eyes for even one second. The stock photo is, in fact, my self portrait. Yes, it's true, I am a cartoon pedophile (with only one hand, who jizzed on the moon). Get used to it.


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