As a government sanctioned spy, I single handedly (I have only one hand) dismantled the axis of evil. I was also the first man to jizz on the moon (with one hand). While you may think the stock photo is a poor representation of my true exterior beauty, you'd be a fool to trust yourself or your puny human eyes for even one second. The stock photo is, in fact, my self portrait. Yes, it's true, I am a cartoon pedophile (with only one hand, who jizzed on the moon). Get used to it.
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