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  • Real Name: Austin Harrison
  • Location: Kansas fucking City
  • Member Since: June 25th, 2009 09:16 am
  • Last Seen: February 6th, 2012 11:50 am
  • Personal tag line: RIP Michael Jackson. Now I'll never have the chance to find you, hold you down and personally CUT YOUR FUCKING FACE!
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About ephesians117

i live in the midwest. i'm too young and too not-black to play blues music but i do. i'm a dry sarcastic bastard and have dislike of everything that ranges from mild irritation to seething morbid hatred.

y'all have a nice day, now


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