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  • Real Name: Christian Langstrom
  • Location: Virginia Beach, VA
  • Member Since: December 16th, 2009 07:40 pm
  • Last Seen: August 25th, 2014 03:29 pm
  • Personal tag line: Too bad I'm not worth the price of admission...
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About epheros

I'm an IT and business consultant by day and a lazy, ignorant ass by night. I read cracked in my spare... errrr, during anytime actually, and hope to achieve a level of awesome like that of DOB, Seanbaby, and Brockway.


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