Delusions of grandiuer and a part time job at Mcdonalds don't mix, but I am snottily aloof anyway. Beneath this obnoxious exterior is a more obnoxious soul and a heart o' gold, because gold hearts are a better talking point than regular, fleshy ones. Training to be Batgirl, but until someone can become Batman in real life, I make do with A levels and writing uninteresting prose.

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