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  • Real Name: elpresidente
  • Location: In my presidential palace
  • Member Since: November 6th, 2008 01:30 pm
  • Last Seen: December 22nd, 2008 01:36 am
  • Personal tag line: My people love me and smile wide while waving flags
  • Message board posts

About elpresidente

I am a dictator. I love a good cigar, a glass of fine rum and a hot-blooded chiquita in my lap.


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