elltee

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  • Real Name: elltee
  • Location: Dalian, China. Fucking China, dude!
  • Member Since: July 2nd, 2009
  • Last Seen: May 19th, 2012 2:28 am
  • Personal tag line: I'll take a handjob over a blowjob any day.
  • Message board posts: 1

About elltee

I'm a bit of a dick, as evidenced by the fact that I like to make people feel stupid and yelling. I enjoy raising my voice like an Austrian likes raising a glass of his own urine to his lips. I have a penchant for the word "fucking", particularly combined with an obscure and archaic insult, you fucking maladroit.

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