eljpac

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  • Real Name: eljpac
  • Location: Oklahoma
  • Member Since: April 3rd, 2008
  • Last Seen: February 19th, 2009 6:41 am
  • Personal tag line: WHOOOOO!!!!
  • Message board posts: 7

About eljpac

"FUCK YEAH"

PANTS

JUDAISM

myspace.com/saintanselm666

I'm About 5'7

My Favorite Beer Is Miller High Life

I'm A Hater...Big Time.

My Abundant Lack Of Tattoos Is Way Cooler Than Your Lame Ass Unoriginal Ink.

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