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  • Real Name: down-UP
  • Location: Elm Springs, AR
  • Member Since: January 22nd, 2010 02:19 pm
  • Last Seen: September 9th, 2011 01:15 pm
  • Personal tag line: People tend to take you seriously when you're holding a running chainsaw.
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About down-UP

I'm a very sophisticated sort. I like a fine Mac n Cheese, or a gourmet PopTart. I drink only the finest of light beers, and drive an El Camino. I can appreciate a high brow fart joke, but prefer the ones of the racist variety. I reside on one of the finest dirt roads in my town, and the road is even named after my family.


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