douchechill

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  • Real Name: Sheriff
  • Location: Crescent City CA
  • Member Since: September 28th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 23rd, 2009 1:11 pm
  • Personal tag line: His whole body froze, and the drunken insanity in his eyes faded. He looked at the poop-cat and then back at me.
  • Message board posts: 0

About douchechill

With that, he began shaking his penis around in large, twelve-inch-radius circles by gyrating his hips. I guess this was some sort of an attempt to exorcise the "demon" in me. When he realized that it wasn't working, he only did it more aggressively. It made a sickening slapping sound when it glanced off of his lower thighs, and all I could do was stare at him in horror.

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