deadferret

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  • Real Name: Buddy Ebsen
  • Location: Omak, WA
  • Member Since: February 25th, 2008
  • Last Seen: November 27th, 2009 3:22 am
  • Personal tag line: Buddy Ebsen, we salute you
  • Message board posts: 0

About deadferret

I was a poor mountaineer, and it was said that I could barely keep my family fed. and then one day, I was shootin' at some food, and up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.

oil that is, black gold. Texas tea.

Well the first thing I know, ol' Bud's a millionaire, and all my kin folk said, "Bud move away from there! The internet is the place you outta be!" so I bought me a router and I get my porn for free.

redtube that is. tnaflix.com

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