Erstwhile writer of children's books. All right, make that children's book. Okay, an unpublished children's book. So that would make meeee... an erstwhile aspiring writer of an unpublished children's book? Works for me. Aw crap, full disclosure time; the book was written for FORMER children, as well. Being a former child myself, I could not help but appeal to the like-minded. All right, make that light-headed.

Even ersterwhile karaoke emcee. About which I must say, if you sing "Here I HAMMM / Awna rhoad agHENNN / There I GHOAAA / Up hawwwna STHAYYYGE" ...well for one thing, watch that letter H, okay? Gear it down just a notch. I thank you. The entire room thanks you.

I love eggs.

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