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  • Real Name: darthelmo
  • Location: Out of my mind - sorry!
  • Member Since: July 11th, 2010 08:37 pm
  • Last Seen: April 11th, 2013 07:08 am
  • Personal tag line: Life? I've already got one, thanks.
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About darthelmo

I'm not hunting bears. I'm actually preparing to take office in 2012, when I will be assuming the Office of National Director of Navel Contemplation.


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