you wake up and see that the apocalypse is happening
you

A)rape everything in sight

B)turn on REM "its the end of the world as we know it"

C)get an uzi bust the windshield out on your car and drive down the street shooting at anything that moves

D) masturbate

E)kill yourself

F)find your arch nemesis and kill them violently

G)go back to bed, this is obviously just redneck rioting because obama beat mccain

H)find a blunt object and brain the first person you see until they are dead...hey your ramen supplies WILL run out and when they do...you can use this guy's house keys to steal his ramen.

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