This is silly. It's the internet, for Pete's sake. What good does an About Me section do when I'm gonna lie out of my ass to make myself seem cooler and more badass than I actually am. If I say that I wrestled a python, or that I'm a descendant of Teddy Roosevelt, how would you know that I'm lying?

With that in mind, my name is Glenn Beck and I'm a fucking moron.

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