I never knew my birth parents. There was a car accident. My birth mother was incinerated, and I only survived because her smoking carcass had formed a protective cocoon of slaughtered human effluence. A Belgian man and his fifteen year-old love slave with webbed feet were looting the accident scene, and came across a blood soaked baby, moi. They raised me to be evil. You know, that old chestnut.

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