I am an insane person with many insane (real) friends. If you want to be my friend, then feel free to apply (send me a request). If you're normal, then don't bother.

Other than the occasional outbursts of gibberish, I love playing guitar and playing video games. I also eat more than a village of Ethiopan's....wait...that's not hard to do. Let me try again: I eat more than my friend who weighs almost 300 pounds (I weigh about 170). That's better.

My favorite insane quote:

"The fat purple worm tastes great with flap-jack sauce when it does a RAW wink in the Himalaya Mountains. I need scissors! 61!"

I also hate it when people use the word "y'all"

I'm basically one-of-a-kind foil limited edition.

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