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  • Real Name: crhino
  • Location: Oh Canada
  • Member Since: January 8th, 2009 09:37 am
  • Last Seen: November 9th, 2015 02:57 am
  • Personal tag line: Sometimes I forget.
  • Message board posts: 836

About crhino

I am terrified of fridge magnets and dwarves but enjoy sunsets, rainbows and long walks on the beach in a tight white thong and tall pirate boots. I like to listen to funeral music and enjoy non-fiction. Mostly labels. I am currently unemployedable.


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