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  • Real Name: crayola5150
  • Location: Longtucky
  • Member Since: January 18th, 2008 03:55 pm
  • Last Seen: January 26th, 2008 04:40 pm
  • Personal tag line: to deflect zinging witicisms with a presumptuous sneer
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About crayola5150

You have spoken eloquently, and I do appreciate your directness and candor. However, after due consideration of your most adamant proposal, I regret to inform you that I will neither be going nor fucking myself, not now and not in the foreseeable future.


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