Well I am 23 married, a security guard, and live at a summer camp year round in a trailer in the middle of a bunch of scary woods.

Some may say it sounds lame...but oh my friend you are wrong for these reasons.

-No rent
-Its a perfect zombie/survival area to start again in.
-Far away enough from the city to be alone, but close enough that a 15 min drive can fix if my wife and I want to leave.
-My wife plays video games with me. WII, and PC.
-We have lots of..."relations," and are not disturbed.