My life's dream is to find a way to get paid not to work.
Also, I have a strange infatuation with giraffes and cassowaries. There is a billboard advertisement for the Louisville Zoo on my way to work that shows an amalgamous animal compiled of one-half giraffe and one-half ostrich/emu. I like to pretend that it is actually a giraffowary named Ed who wants to be my friend.
I like sci-fi, Jason Aaron and flash fiction. I listen to public radio. I think most of the people I know are idiots.
