I am a guerrilla philosopher,self-appointed Holy Man, ranting eccentric, committed
vegetarian, and lover of good food and the fair sex. You know,the usual. I am also a merciless satirist of popular culture, which I find disgusting, and unpopular culture, which I find hilarious.

I'm in college so cheap things make me smile. I like to read, like, actual books. (weird, huh?) Y'know, the kind you get at bookstores. Ink on paper? Goofy art on the cover? Anyone? I know, I'm a rebel.