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  • Real Name: Chris Brown
  • Location: New York
  • Member Since: November 26th, 2011 04:40 am
  • Last Seen: November 21st, 2014 04:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: Shouldn't there be a cereal called "Death" to balance things out?
  • Message board posts: 14

About commonname

How dare thee! It is highly questionable that you are asking personal information about myself. Therefore, I consider thee to be a robot who is gaining collective information on all humans of Earth via Internet so you can someday conquer us and make us rub your tentacles. I shall have to keep a low profile and only write about topics that will be of no use to you when you make it rain bone-piercing lasers. So nice try, robots! You think I was going to write out all those military launch codes I have here on my computer in the "My Documents" folder under "skyrocketsinflight?" Humans 1. Robots 0.

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