commishgordon

Real Name: Dylan (& Sarge)
Location: The front lines
Member Since: May 1st, 2010
Last Seen: May 16th, 2012 8:19 pm
Personal tag line: I am everywhere. All the time. Defending your freedom. By killing bitches.
Message board posts: 1

Hi. I'm Dylan Seaton. You may remember me from such Michael Swaim comedies as "Those Aren't Muskets!", "Agents of Cracked" and "Paul Blart: Mall Cop". If you are interested in hiring me for your next children's birthday party or sending me pictures of your boobs, see below:

Facebook 'fan' page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dylan-Seaton/169839196366189?ref=ts
Twitter: http://twitter.com/JohnDylanger
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