commishgordon

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  • Real Name: Dylan (& Sarge)
  • Location: The front lines
  • Member Since: May 1st, 2010 10:16 am
  • Last Seen: June 11th, 2014 10:34 am
  • Personal tag line: I am everywhere. All the time. Defending your freedom. By killing bitches.
  • Message board posts: 1

About commishgordon

Hi. I'm Dylan Seaton. You may remember me from such Michael Swaim comedies as "Those Aren't Muskets!", "Agents of Cracked" and "Paul Blart: Mall Cop". If you are interested in hiring me for your next children's birthday party or sending me pictures of your boobs, see below:

Facebook 'fan' page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dylan-Seaton/169839196366189?ref=ts
Twitter: http://twitter.com/JohnDylanger
Tumblr: http://johndylanger.tumblr.com/

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