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One of my favorite things to do is to clip electrodes to the underside of the breasts, a couple of inches below the nipples. That leaves the areolas and the nipples themselves exposed for the cigarettes. If you hold the cigarettes on the tit longer, it gets even more intense. now you put them right on the nipples and hold them there while you crank up the electrodes, now bring in the starving mongoloid sex slave from the garage and let him start gnawing on her prolapsed rectum for a while, now she's ready to fuck the one armed shaved black midget you kidnapped from the magic mall parking lot.


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