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  • Real Name: Colonel
  • Location: Chi-town
  • Member Since: August 14th, 2008 12:53 pm
  • Last Seen: March 18th, 2013 01:24 pm
  • Personal tag line: Form feet and legs; form arms and body; and I'll form the head!
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About colonel

My thoughts go back to the days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence. The order is: engage the silent drive.


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