cmongo

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  • Real Name: Cmongo
  • Location: Over the rainbow way up high
  • Member Since: November 19th, 2009
  • Last Seen: August 9th, 2010 12:15 pm
  • Personal tag line: What was will be, What is will be no more
  • Message board posts: 5

About cmongo

Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, Do not rape, Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

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