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  • Real Name: hoov.
  • Location: In my parents' basement. Outside Atlanta. In a constant state of irratibility.
  • Member Since: December 3rd, 2008 09:26 pm
  • Last Seen: February 12th, 2009 10:45 am
  • Personal tag line: Pathetic when I'm depressive. Awesome when I'm manic!
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About clownbaby

I've written a lot of stuff that makes me laugh, and others as well, but mostly me. None of it can be broken down into accessible lists, or required any research, so I'm kinda fucked. I'll try to think of something to earn your love, internet.


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