cigjonser

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  • Real Name: cigjonser
  • Location: Second row, third from the left
  • Member Since: November 24th, 2007 01:18 pm
  • Last Seen: November 7th, 2010 04:17 pm
  • Personal tag line: Unfettered laughter of an innocent child: Priceless. Gurgling sound of a fatal throat wound: Eh, close enough.
  • Message board posts: 7

About cigjonser

Come on, no one reads these. Besides, if I had something worthwhile to say about myself do you think I'd take the time to fill out a pointless profile on some tinpot website that brings fewer laughs to people than a mirage in the Sahara? No. I'd be scheming ways to sell your children to sweat shops in Malaysia so I wouldn't have to piss away $80 a pop for a decent pair of shoes.

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