chrisscott

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  • Real Name: Chris Scott
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: December 8th, 2008
  • Last Seen: September 17th, 2014 9:31 pm
  • Personal tag line: I like the sauce, so you're lookin' at a free lunch, boys!
  • Message board posts: 234

About chrisscott

I am a used bookstore owner who lives in a small midwestern town (thanks, Penthouse!) I'm a totally failed actress (in CANADIAN! film yet). I used to be a staff writer for the Canadian laserdisc publication Home Movies Magazine and I won a Saskatchewan Writers' Guild prize for humor for my short story "My Dream Date With Roger Ebert".

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