sex. drugs. britney spears. i've seen and done it all. i wish to share my hard-won wisdom with the masses. i believe this is also the perfect forum to preach my own personal religion, scroginaism. Scrotums and vaginas must unite to form one hideous mass, an abomination onto god and nature, so that i may travel through time to fuck susan sarandon when she was 20. That bitch is old and i would still fuck her harder than Reagan fucked black people. i am more smart than many individuals who think that they are more smart than I am. Fuck them. In their scroginas.

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