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  • Real Name: Lance Boil
  • Location: Fairfax, Virginia
  • Member Since: August 31st, 2009 04:37 am
  • Last Seen: August 22nd, 2016 03:19 am
  • Personal tag line: Piss on Earth, God Will Torment
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About cbadley

I am an engineer who smokes dope for the FBI. One day I hope to own a pony (a blue one). My influences are James Joyce, Samual Beckett and the Catholic church.

I currently take medication for my road rage. It doesn't calm me down, but I am not allow to drive while I take it. I have three nipples. I cannot have the third one removed because it is a load-bearing nipple.


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