cbadley
- Real Name: Lance Boil
- Location: Fairfax, Virginia
- Member Since: August 31st, 2009
- Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 9:24 am
- Personal tag line: Piss on Earth, God Will Torment
- Message board posts: 22
About cbadley
I am an engineer who smokes dope for the FBI. One day I hope to own a pony (a blue one). My influences are James Joyce, Samual Beckett and the Catholic church.
I currently take medication for my road rage. It doesn't calm me down, but I am not allow to drive while I take it. I have three nipples. I cannot have the third one removed because it is a load-bearing nipple.
I currently take medication for my road rage. It doesn't calm me down, but I am not allow to drive while I take it. I have three nipples. I cannot have the third one removed because it is a load-bearing nipple.
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