I'm a geek and I geek over mainstream trash like Star Trek and relatively more obscure things like Syfy's Sanctuary (Bring back Ashley Magnus, get rid of Kate Failander!)

I think all the current Rom Coms are crap, and they need to make Dharma & Greg: Doing It For America, Congressman Gibson plz!



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Annoying/Bad parents annoy the hell out of me.

I can't eat at McDonald without being on the watch out for ankle biters and knee rammers trying to get a scalding shower from my hot coffee.

I can't masturbate during the whipping scene in The Passion of the Christ because someone brought their tweens to an R-Rated theatre.

I can't even steal a car anymore without checking if some idiot have left their kid unattended in it first!

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"Sometimes when I golf, I like to pretend that the little white balls are the shrunken heads of my enemies."

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the guide to masturbating in public

1. Give number to telemarkers
2. Set phone to vibrate
3. Put phone in condom (hygenie first)
4. Stick phone in underwear
5. Hide face behind novel of Sofie's Choice or John Dies At The End, pretend you are convulsing because it's soooooo sad.

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