I am a man of faith. By which I mean that I have faith that I am indeed a man, but honestly who can be certain of these things in the uncertain times which we live. I have favorite pass times but no hobbies. Snowboarding Rocks. I like shooting guns. I crap standing up and piss sitting down. I mix beer and wine, but never for myself. I am a accomplished artist, but not the type that gets paid or is acknowledged by anyone as accomplished...or as an artist. I am a farther...a farter...and I am a father of one small baby boy who has yet to demonstrate any useful talents other than filling his pants with crap; so at least I know he could run for a public office, but as I said before nothing useful yet.

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