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  • Real Name: K. A. Stevens
  • Location: North Korea
  • Member Since: July 13th, 2012 12:44 am
  • Last Seen: November 28th, 2014 10:30 pm
  • Personal tag line: OK, seriously now: If I'm convinced I'm a hypochondriac, does that make me one?
  • Message board posts: 135

About breadstuffs

Age: 12 (based on user reviews)
Sex: Variable
Sexual Fantasy: I want to kidnap a girl, tie her up, shave her head, then dress her up like the guy from Monopoly and let her go.
Race: Blurple
Occupation: You got one for me?
Hobbies: Making everything funny and then having people get mad at me because it gets old and I get annoying, working out, tennis, potatoes, football (handegg), football (football), books and stuff.
Aspirations: Now I just don't want to screw up.

Anyway, I also freelance. Kyleastevens@gmail.com

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