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  • Real Name: bjbernis
  • Location: 1142 Maple Street, Raleigh, NC PLEASE CALL THE POLICE HELP!!!!
  • Member Since: October 22nd, 2008 10:36 am
  • Last Seen: June 12th, 2009 12:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: It is not that I am not 'creative' enough to create a tag line as much as simply 'too lazy and fearful of rejection.'
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About bjbernis

I spend my days, nights, afternoons, mid-mornings, brunch, leap years, 3 out of 4 seasons, remaining $20, rollover minutes, disabled brother's disability check, caloric intake, 'leisure time,' parents' retirement savings, and overall wasted life searching for, and eventually purchasing from EBay, large quantities of porcelain bears, cats, camels, something called an "echidna," and basically any other animals that I hate in real-life but I somehow love in porcelain form.


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