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  • Real Name: Mike Worth
  • Location: Milwaukee, WI
  • Member Since: June 18th, 2008 06:46 pm
  • Last Seen: December 2nd, 2012 05:54 pm
  • Personal tag line: I imagine this won't end well.
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About bigmike53916

I'm a fat, lazy smart-ass who loves Italian food. Basically, I'm Garfield. Also, statistics show I can outdrink you. I'm great in the bedroom, better in the kitchen, and I make 300 pounds look damn good.

Did I mention I'm incurably arrogant?

I have 5 years of improv comedy under my belt, but no experience with sketch comedy and little with comedy writing. In spite of my shaky qualifications, my goal is to one day be featured on Cracked.


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