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  • Real Name: bigBOSS
  • Location: City of Awkward Angels
  • Member Since: January 5th, 2008 08:07 pm
  • Last Seen: February 23rd, 2009 08:24 pm
  • Personal tag line: No It's Not a Flashlight, It's My Penis
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About bigBOSS

I Like Milk with Pizza.

No, I'm not a robot. I am in fact a human being. I've been alive long enough to know young people are stupid and old people are rude as shit, but does that stop me from talking back to 10, 17 and sometime's 60 year old people? Sometime's very handicapped people too? No way you small legged, wrinkled freak. I am the bigBOSS after all.

So in the humble word's of my token black friend, "I is what I is."

And here I am. On Cracked wasting time on the internet instead of wasting time on the Xbox 360.


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