I am an alien from the planet Betamax here to impregnate your women with my alien seed and find a wise one to lead my backward people.
Do not be fooled by my attractive face, my body is entirely mosquito with proboscis at my stomach for quick and easy digestion of your mothers blood.

I may also be passive aggressive. But hey, I'm on the internet so you will have already assumed that.

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