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  • Real Name: bcanders
  • Location: Vancouver Canada
  • Member Since: January 26th, 2008 10:16 pm
  • Last Seen: October 19th, 2015 11:29 am
  • Personal tag line: By all the gods, I will pass this stool if it is the last thing I do on this benighted earth!
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About bcanders

When a woman asks, "Do these jeans make my butt look big?", the proper answer is "No, and in fact they make you look younger too. And smarter."

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