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  • Real Name: Doug M.
  • Location: South Lyon, MI
  • Member Since: October 17th, 2010 02:04 pm
  • Last Seen: December 4th, 2012 01:15 pm
  • Personal tag line: STOP BREATHING MY AIR!
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About babyvolcano35

I like pie.(My favorite being mincemeat pie,because I think nuts are best.OWNED!)But pie is not my favorite food. Pizza is my favorite food.Specifically sasauge and mushroom.(All italian food is awesome.) Now about my life. My birthdate is classified,mind you,but let me tell you one thing...just kidding! I hate cats,but I think they look cuter than dogs.To all you cat lovers, beware! A cat once broke my thumb. I think vikings are very smart. I know about 2,000,000 tourists who tried to go to Greenland instead of Iceland.


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