Born as a man.
Raised by wolves.
Eaten by those same wolves.
Reincarnated.
Raised by a hunter.
Gored by a moose in a botched hunt.
Saved by EMT.
Devoted life to medicine, and became a veterinarian.
Bitten by a pet dog.
Quit job to recover.
Found a sick little bunny to nurse back to health.
Bitten by the rabies infected bunny.

This is my life.

I do not always hang out with animals, but when I do, I prefer..... No, you know what, f*** you. I'm staying the hell away from animals.

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