azncommie97

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  • Real Name: Fred Zhu
  • Location: Haltom City, TX
  • Member Since: March 13th, 2013 06:01 pm
  • Last Seen: December 16th, 2014 09:25 pm
  • Personal tag line: The possibilities of man's imagination, his desire and his bedroom are infinite.
  • Message board posts: 26

About azncommie97

Name: Fred Zhu
Age: 16

Contrary to what my username may suggest, I am no Maoist revolutionary hell-bent on smiting the American imperialists. No, this Chinese-American is still in high school trying to live the American Dream, whatever that is.

A genuine email is always welcome, for in this time and age, countless (mostly crap) colleges are clogging up my inbox:

Throwaway: azncommie97@yahoo.com
Fo Realz: fred.zhu972@gmail.com

I also maintain a wonderfully failed YouTube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/azncommie97

Or any other popular site, it's usually "azncommie97."

That means Cracked (duh), Reddit, Tumblr, Instagram, etc.
Doesn't mean I use them, though.

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