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  • Real Name: Adam Heath Avitable
  • Location: Orlando, FL
  • Member Since: March 13th, 2008 03:11 pm
  • Last Seen: July 24th, 2012 12:06 pm
  • Personal tag line: I don't like sycophants but they sure love me.
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About avitable

Comedian, humorist, and carnivore. Except for shrimp, because ewwww.


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