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Real Name:
A. Unknown Jones
Member Since:
July 11, 2016

About Me

Contrary to popular belief I am not a misanthropist. I am, in fact, a misogynist and misandronist in such equal measures that it is virtually indistinguishable from garden-variety misanthropy.
I enjoy eating unknown and unknown, though not together.
I am a recovering cannibal (please help me avoid my triggers).
I enjoy unknown, unknown, unknown types of movies and books.
I enjoy listening to heavy unknown, unknown rock, unknown, unknown western, and the music of children's entertainer Tim Noah.
Green Lantern could beat Superman in a fight.
I live somewhere in the Pacific Northwest with my spouse whose identity is unknown, with our son and/or daughter, and with an unknown quantity and variety of pets.
I am occasionally known as Uncle O., O'Shaul Rummel, J. Mikael Lucas, and Marc Fidalgo Jr.

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