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  • Real Name: assassassin
  • Location: Tahiti, TX
  • Member Since: January 14th, 2008 04:15 pm
  • Last Seen: April 23rd, 2015 07:30 am
  • Personal tag line: luv2_rape
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About assassassin

I am a cereal rapist. I love the feeling of a fresh Froot Loop around my penis....and there's nothing that fucking toucan can do about it.


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